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SCAB Report

December 17, 2005.

Championship






Northwestsoutheastern

34

Swampmush St.

7

Fighting Pacifists: WR Avery Cunningham 12 catches 164 yards 1 TD.
Mosquitos: RB Jock Kitsch 9 rushes 65 yards 1 TD, 1 catch 46 yards.


Play by play
 

Galactic Soup Bowl

Pacifists Prevail, Mosquitos Fall

The Cinderella story of Swampmush St. did not get its fairy tale ending because the heir apparent claimed the throne. Northwestsoutheastern completed a wire-to-wire season, the pre-season pick and season-long number one dominating another undefeated contender, for its third SCAB championship.

The Pacifists got a quick taste of the most formidable Mosquito, RB Jock Kitsch. On the first drive of the game, after busting up the middle on runs of 9 and 6 yards, Kitsch caught a pass over the middle from Swampmush St. QB Hunt Down, got to the outside, and rambled for a 46-yard gain. He carried the next two times himself, scoring the second, a 1-yard plunge across the goal line.

The Pacifists seemed to have a match-up when their ensuing drive was stalled at the Swampmush 13 and they settled for a 30-yard field goal by K Kaman Ataboi. But it proved to be an inauspicious beginning to greater things. From that point, the Pacifists played the kind of defense Swampmush had in 2005, and as they did against State Pen, the Pacifists went on an impressive scoring streak. It was the first of four straight scoring possessions.

The biggest weapon of Northwestsoutheastern, Demetrius Award winning WR Avery Cunningham, figured in the first drive, on an 18-yard pass play. He started off the next Pacifist drive with a 24-yard gain on a reception of a QB Sebastian Ophuls pass. He would continue to sting the Mosquitos the rest of the game, including for an 8-yard TD in the second half.

Cunningham and RB Drew Cheers had been their own Cinderella story among the Fighting Pacifists all season. On a team loaded with stars, they had stepped over their senior and illustrious teammates, Ophuls, 2004's upcoming star WR Aman DeLamb, the 2004 SCAB rushing leader RB Juarez Hell, with more outstanding game performances. Cunningham had done so enough to walk off with the Demetrius Award as a freshman, the first ever to win it.

While Hell proved a sure thing to punch it in, scoring on two consecutive possessions in the 2nd quarter, the latter his drive entirely as he converted a blocked punt recovered on the Swampmush 6 into a TD in one play, Cheers burned the Mosquitos for 97 yards rushing. His 48-yard run in the 4th quarter set up the final points, a 19-yard Ataboi field goal that punctuated the domination.

Ophuls finished with 27 completions of 36 passes for 349 yards and 2 TDs, with 1 interception, and 4 rushes for 41 yards. His passing yards expressed the domination of a Swampmush defense that had grounded high-flying offenses such as HPEMC, Dunne-Geep, Kootsville Tech. and State Pen. While Ophuls' part was obvious in the passing attack, his accuracy, timing and awareness of his receivers, it was even more clear that the otherwise sturdy Swampmush corps could not contain Cunningham, and that also led to other Pacifist receivers, DeLamb, TE Phil Badd, and the RBs, getting open.

 



SCAB Championship Tournament

November 26

Toilet Bowl
Kootsville Tech.  35
Puke                      12


Beanfest Bowl
Little Bighorn  22
Dunne-Geep    59


Finger Bowl
UPRNY    27
State Pen  30


Salad Bowl
Porkbelly            19
Bleeding Heart  44

December 3

Eucalyptus Leaf Bowl
HPEMC                27
Kootsville Tech.  21

Dust Bowl
Swampmush St.  22
Dunne-Geep        6

Punch Bowl
Nwse         41
State Pen  20

Fish Bowl
Lady Warship  11
Bleeding Heart  24
December 10



Western Semi
Swampmush St.  45
HPEMC                7




Eastern Semi
Northwestsoutheastern  40
Bleeding Heart                10
December 17





National Championship
Galactic Soup Bowl

Northwestsoutheastern  34
Swampmush St.                  7



Season Honors

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
I.P. All-SCAB Team:
Chip Ophuls, BH
Jock Kitsch, SS
Laurent Housing, BH
Bud Lick, PU
Bernie Payne, DS
Avery Cunningham, Nw
Kaman Ataboi, Nw

Coach of the Year: Skeeter Byte, SS

Demetrius Award:   Avery Cunningham
Second Team:
Hunt Down, SS
Yojimbo Waddup, UP
Ruud van Nastibooij, DS
Gorilla Maidremz, Bf
Hollis Assaway, SP
Noah Vale, BH
Arsenio Lace, MS
Demetrius Points:
Avery Cunningham, 13
Chip Ophuls, 12
Hunt Down, 12
Jock Kitsch, 12
Sebastian Ophuls, 10
Howard Juneau, 8
Bernie Payne, 6
Jock Rash, 5
Noah Vale, 5
Tyrone Essores, 5

--I.P. All-Conference Selections--

Pos.
QB
RB
RB
TE
WR
WR
K
C
NCY
MVP
10 Clan:
Howard Juneau, HP
Clyde Adams, Fl
Brandon Cattle, Ca
Gorilla Maidriemz, Bf
Cliff Sedge, Ca
Hakim Masq, HP
Neil Wounded Knee, LB
Major Disaster, HP
Cliff Sedge
Howard Juneau
Little 10:
Hunt Down, SS
Jock Kitsch, SS
Eubie Dedd, SP
Bud Lick, PU
Hollis Assaway, SP
Noah Fence, KT
Arsenio Lace, MS
Skeeter Byte, SS
Al-El Bareq Luz, RB, Bd
Hunt Down
10 Pack:
Sebastian Ophuls, Nw
Ruud van Nastibooij, DS
Lou Secks, Cr
Bobby Fallis, DG
Bernie Payne, DS
Avery Cunningham, Nw
Kaman Ataboi, Nw
Claude Hopper, DG
Avery Cunningham
Sebastian Ophuls
Non-Conference:
Chip Ophuls, BH
Laurent Housing, BH
Yojimbo Waddup, UP
Stu Meat, Pk
Noah Vale, BH
Orlando Difri, UP
Lee King, Pk
Jose Cañusi, UP
Noah Vale
Chip Ophuls



I.P. Poll, Final Regular Season
  1. Northwestsoutheastern
  2. Swampmush St.
  3. HPEMC
  4. Lady Warship
  5. UPRNY
  6. Porkbelly
  7. Bleeding Heart
  8. Kootsville Tech.
  9. State Pen
  10. Puke
  1. DeSade S&M
  2. Our Lady
  3. Dunne-Geep
  4. Little Bighorn
  5. Cretin
  6. Brimstone
  7. PU
  8. Mountain Valley
  9. Cavalry
  10. Holy Grail

--Conference Standings--

10 Clan:
HP 9 0 0 12 2 0
LB 7 2 0 8 5 0
MV 6 3 0 7 5 0
Ca 6 3 0 7 5 0
Fl 5 4 0 5 7 0
Bu 4 5 0 5 7 0
UF 3 6 0 3 9 0
Gr 2 7 0 3 9 0
IO 2 7 0 3 9 0
Bf 1 8 0 1 11 0

Little 10:
SS 9 0 0 14 1 0
KT 8 1 0 10 4 0
SP 7 2 0 9 5 0
Br 5 4 0 6 5 1
PU 4 5 0 7 5 0
Bd 3 5 1 4 7 1
GJ 3 6 0 5 7 0
CU 2 6 1 4 7 1
Wh 2 7 0 5 7 0
MS 2 7 0 4 8 0

10 Pack:
Nw 9 0 0 15 0 0
Pb 7 2 0 9 4 0
DG 6 3 0 10 4 0
DS 6 3 0 7 5 0
HG 5 4 0 7 5 0
Cr 5 4 0 7 5 0
MO 3 6 0 4 8 0
Fm 2 7 0 5 7 0
AT 1 8 0 4 8 0
Sb 1 8 0 3 9 0

Non-Conference:
LW 8 1 0 9 4 0
UP 8 1 0 10 3 0
BH 7 2 0 12 3 0
Pk 7 2 0 8 5 0
OL 5 4 0 7 4 1
Ox 4 5 0 4 8 0
Pe 3 6 0 4 8 0
OD 1 8 0 1 11 0
St 1 8 0 1 11 0
So 1 8 0 1 11 0

tournament teams
Individual Stats

---Passing Composite---
1 COphuls, BH, 952.2
2 HDown, SS, 780.4
3 SOphuls, Nw, 704.8
4 JRash, DG, 684.7
5 HJuneau, HP, 655.4
6 BDesire, PU, 642.4
7 TEssores, UP, 29  621.7
8 NTeeth, DS, 570.2
9 BEsk, OL, 522.6
10 XOnassis, Pb, 508.5

---Rushing Yards---
1 LHousing, BH, 956
2 YWaddup, UP, 942
3 RVanNastibooy, DS, 936
4 JKitsch, SS, 919
5 ODeWater, LW, 916
6 JMoorehead, OL, 913
7 LSecks, Cr, 887
8 EDedd, SP, 881
9 SReplay, HG, 865
10 BPopp, KT, 865


---Receptions---
1 BPayne, DS, 103
2 ACunningham, Nw, 101
3 HAssaway, SP, 97
4 NVale, BH, 96 (1367)
5 BLick, PU, 96 (1183)
6 JQuecanititu, Pb, 94
7 ODifri, UP, 93
8 CSedge, Ca, 90
9 BEasy, BH, 88
10 GPott, Pk, 87

---FG Kicking---
1 KAtaboi, Nw, 11 (17/23, 27.96)
2 SChance, LW, 9 (14/19, 30.16)
3 LKing, Pk, 9 (14/19, 28.37)
4 ALace, MS, 9 (17/25, 24.64)
5 KCarter, DG, 8 (16/24, 23.42)
6 NLiquid, UF, 7 (15/23, 23.26)
7 SUnshelt, AT, 8 (17/26, 23.19)
8 NWoundedKnee, DS, 8 (16/24, 22.79)
9 ABett, CU, 7 (15/23, 24.04)
10 CDorder, So, 7 (12/17, 26.06)


---TDs---
NVale, BH, 20
ACunningham, Nw, 18
DMonger, SS, 15
LHousing, BH, 14
YWaddup, UP, 14
CSedge, Ca, 14
ODeWater, LW, 13
BEasy, BH, 13
BPayne, DS, 13
EDedd, SP, 13
GPott, Pk, 13
HMasq, HP, 13

Schedule (PDF).