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SCAB Report2026 Pre-Season Poll |
| Most significant players: | ||||
| Rank | Team | Lost | Returning | Gained |
| 1. | Northwestsoutheastern | QB Jan Fest | RB Dustin DeBrie | QB Noah Lott |
| 2. | Cretin | RB Bjorn Madd | QB Arlo Asteem | RB Justin Idiyit |
| 3. | Our Lady | WR Geerten Leyd | QB Justice Wunce | WR Harris Sokul |
| 4. | Birddrops | WR Jander Wendo | QB Lofton Bomz | RB Justice Chikkens |
| 5. | Mountain Valley | TE Harmon Chillen | RB Randy Little Budlicher | WR Artis Sokul |
| 6. | Moonshine State | RB Kees Abir | RB Ramrod Gladwin | RB Noah Guy |
| 7. | HPEMC | RB Kees O'Shivers | QB Chance Enhell | RB Artemis Sokul |
| 8. | State Pen | K Vuk Yusuf | RB Anthony Kilder | WR Victor Mollagee |
| 9. | Corncob | RB Jelle Belli | WR Golden Graham | RB Mathis Offal |
| 10. | DeSade S&M | RB Cas Tyron Balz | QB Justin Joyett | RB Sly Tedge |
| 11. | UPRNY | -- | QB Graham O'Blow | WR Paolo Blow |
| 12. | Bigfoot | RB Ivo Lusian | TE Harry Balzac | WR Xavi Kloz |
| 13. | Porkbelly | QB Josip Champagne | WR Graham O'Gold | QB Sequon Dress |
| 14. | Kootsville Tech | TE Cas Tanetz | QB Felix Seited | WR Noah Little |
| 15. | Lady Warship | TE Janko Matik | WR Fuzzy Balzac | QB Mathis Hard |
| 16. | Brimstone | WR Floris Lava | QB Quincheth Hurst | RB Mason Grace |
| 17. | Whooperville A&M | WR Mauritz Krackers | RB Moe DeLonn | WR Jude Better Blievet |
| 18. | Puke | WR Geert Fakt | WR Colin Sick | RB Otis Feeling |
| 19. | Pencilmania | -- | QB Dulles Adornob | -- |
| 20. | Slash & Burn A&M | WR Stokely Flames | QB Buster Cherry | WR Oleg Hertz |
1. Noah Guy, RB, Moonshine St
2. Xavi Shiek, WR, Nwse
3. Spencer Weals, RB, Nwe
4. Noah Lott, QB, Nwse
5. Sequon Dress, QB, Porkbelly
6. Mason Grace, RB, Brimstone
7. Justin Idiyit, RB, Cretin
8. Mathis Hard, QB, Lady Warship
9. Carl Arm, QB, Axlegrease Tech
10. Paolo Blow, WR, UPRNY
1. Northwestsoutheastern
2. Moonshine St
3. Birddrops
4. HPEMC
5. Brimstone
6. State Pen
7. Grandma Jones
8. Corncob
9. Solid State
10. Kootsville Tech
2026 Schedule